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Be a samurai of the poo poo platter!
Ridiculous gag gift for friends and family
Metal reinforced silicone is strong and hygienic, dishwasher safe
This will cut poop! Long enough to keep your hand clear of danger in a standard depth toilet

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Yes, this is for real!

Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more! This knife will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of sausages, can handle the hardwood of butt logs, the longest of sewer snakes, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles, and the fattest of heaved Havanas.

Never to be mistaken for a box opener again, this poop knife is one of a kind - made from metal reinforced silicone it is strong, hygienic, and easy to clean. Guaranteed not to turn into a rusty punji stick.

Be a samurai of the porcelain poo poo platter.

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Original Poop Knife